2 of my fav quotes from my life
May 18, 2008
Since third grade I’ve been collecting awesome quotes that I’ve heard. today, these 2 are by me, but i have a bunch by my friends.
” People sat on you desk i bet! With their bare butts!”
this one is a little, gross but i’ll explain. This gross kid was wiping the frosting from his oreos on his desk and then eating it, so this one girl said to him,” EWWW! Do you know how many people touched that?” And then i said the quote and the girl cracked up. i only said that to get him to stop, okay? Nobody at my school sat on any desk with his/her bare butt.
“Nose androids?”
this one is funny! in french class, we were learning the canada national anthem in french. i was whispering to my freind about how we should sing it in english while everyone else is singing in french, and she said yeah. then we were looking at the lyrics and one of them sounded like it said nose androids, so i was just like, “nose androids?”










